This is my Aunt Michelle; she threw a groovy party for me before I was born!

My buddy, Brooks Burns, is a big Chicago Cubs fan. But, I bet he ends up playing football...maybe a middle linebacker.

That's better. Thanks, dad.

I'm not happy about the hat.

Somebody else please take me.

You're full of it, Pop.

I find that disturbing.

What'd you say?

Here's my impression of W.C. Fields.

Well, in my opinion...

It's all about being color coordinated.

My friend Zachary & me when I was 6 days old.

I do some of my best thinking in my vibrating chair.

1 X 2 = 2; 2 X 2 = 4; 3 X 2 = 6....

Showing Mark what a good kid I am.

Fresh, dad, Peterson, and me at Maudi's.

Chillin' with Uncle Fresh.

Hey, Zeta!

I'm out.

That's a good one, mom.

Don't make me laugh; I'll pee in my diaper.

I can't believe I was living inside here just a few weeks ago!

Who dumped the laundry on me?